Maolao the Chinese Godfather

Monday, June 13, 2005

dnlgray@hotmail.com: hello^^
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): hey!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: how is everything going?
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): good. there?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: it's a little hot. I went for a walk earlier
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): nice..yes, it's hot and it will be a little hotter tomorrow
dnlgray@hotmail.com: Oh, I've decided that I'm never eating "Oh My Chicken" again.
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): what kind of chicken is that?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: it's fried chicken that I bought on Saturday Night and I spent all Sunday sick with a tummy ache
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): oh...sorry are you ok now?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: yeah...I'm smarter today than I was yesterday
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): really? that's a good news
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): should be careful with food in summer, ok?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: And I'm going to be SMARTER TOMORROW...so there
dnlgray@hotmail.com: but but it was fried food
dnlgray@hotmail.com: the oil's supposed to kill everything
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): i think i was already bad before it's cooked
dnlgray@hotmail.com: (I thought)
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): are you going to sue the store?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: Gross...I think I'm only eating grapes from now on
dnlgray@hotmail.com: NO...
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I'm going to not eat there anymore
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): grapes are good to recover
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): ok...smart
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I think I should become a vegetarian again
dnlgray@hotmail.com: or a pescatarian
dnlgray@hotmail.com: (fishitarian
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): all of them sound good
dnlgray@hotmail.com: Did u go swimming?
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): saturday only...
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): i was supposed to be there in sunday afternoon but i gave up coz there would be lots of kids in afternoon.
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I thought you liked kids
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): only when they are out of reach (H)
dnlgray@hotmail.com: Yeah, it's not good to strangle kids in the water.
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): it's not ...in the water and on the ground
dnlgray@hotmail.com: you know they release their bowels when they die and they'll probably pee in the pool out of fear
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): i'm GLAD i wasn't there!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: 4real
dnlgray@hotmail.com: so did you swim like a dolphin or a submarine?
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): umm... like a mermaid
dnlgray@hotmail.com: hahaha
dnlgray@hotmail.com: ok Ariel
dnlgray@hotmail.com: did you sing to the clams and crustations?
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): no i sing to my goggles
dnlgray@hotmail.com: poor things
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): that's fine. they like me anyway
dnlgray@hotmail.com: Well I can see why
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): why?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: Because they have no ears and they can only see out
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): maybe...they see what I see. no doubt they are fine
dnlgray@hotmail.com: of course they are...they're just plastic after all...they're probably made in China too
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): amazing! how did you know that?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: everything is made in China...including me
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): who exported you here?!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: some americans
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I'm actually not an English teacher
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): are they taking more orders?
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): then what?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I'm hear to learn how to make delicious Korean Kimchi
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): ooh... a spy?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: then we will start a factory and sell it all over the world
dnlgray@hotmail.com: sorta
dnlgray@hotmail.com: don't tell anyone though or I'll have to...you know
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): have to...what??
dnlgray@hotmail.com: wrap you up in spaghetti and cover you in alfredo sauce and feed you to Marlon Brando
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): yum!!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: for Marlon Brando yes
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): oops!
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): i forgot that's me
dnlgray@hotmail.com: so what am I doing in Korea?
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): being a spy ....planning a cruel crime cooking ME?!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: hmmm....I guess you like being pasta
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): i LIKE pasta...not like to be :'(
dnlgray@hotmail.com: then the correct answer is what?
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): what about this? not cooking me but cooking for me
dnlgray@hotmail.com: of course
dnlgray@hotmail.com: good
dnlgray@hotmail.com: ok...I won't have to call Marlon Brando
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): plz don't.. he is busy with other pasta
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): (who is threatened?! ^o))
dnlgray@hotmail.com: of course he is the godfather afterall
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): you are good at being silly. don't you think so?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I'm good at being honest
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): that, too.
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): so, you didn't mean that you would make me pasta for the godfather, right?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: maybe
dnlgray@hotmail.com: but actually the Chinese godfather
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): who's that?!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: Maolao Brandwang
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): hehe... he might like chinese noodle than italian pasta
dnlgray@hotmail.com: he's half Italian
dnlgray@hotmail.com: but that's a secret
dnlgray@hotmail.com:
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): ok... i can't scare chiness ppl (H)
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): but whenever i meet chinese ppl i would be dying to tell
dnlgray@hotmail.com: you don't really want to meet Maolao do you
dnlgray@hotmail.com: he's really hungry
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): not in person but online, that's ok, i guess
dnlgray@hotmail.com: he doesn't do online
dnlgray@hotmail.com: only in person
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com):
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): then... i wouldn't!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: really you wouldn'tdnlgray@hotmail.com: he's one crazy dud
dnlgray@hotmail.com: e
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): okok... no more crazy ones!
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): i got enough!!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: who else is crazy that you know?
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): i should send you a long list. would you mind?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I know I'm not on it so, i guess I wouldn't mind
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): you sure? you are on top 10! good news? bad news?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: you must be confusing me with someone else
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I'm probably the sanest person you know
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): you must be confusing YOU with someone else~
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I'm sending Maolao to your office
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): you sly spy!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: Not sly...reasonable and well I guess a mastermind
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): when a crazy one says 'reasonable', how reasonable is it?!?
dnlgray@hotmail.com:
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): what!!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: you won't get hurt that way
dnlgray@hotmail.com:
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): i won't but it will without notive
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): notice
dnlgray@hotmail.com: you don't really want to get hurt do you
dnlgray@hotmail.com: because I wouldn't want you to get hurt
dnlgray@hotmail.com:
dnlgray@hotmail.com: Maolao has really sensitive ears
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): oh come on! you are the one who will send me the hugry chinese godfather!
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): made in china earplugs really work!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: you'll see soon
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I recommend you take a shower before Maolao comes over
dnlgray@hotmail.com: he hates the smell of pool water
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): now what? you send me him and you let me know his weakness? THANK YOU!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I'm trying to protect you
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): oh you are!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: anyway...
dnlgray@hotmail.com: so you are really a baek su aren't you?
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): you don't believe me, do you?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: not really
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): ok... then, who do you think you are talking now?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I'm talking to an ajumna that is home and has a break because her baby is asleep
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): good. are you happy now to know the truth?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: not really
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): then what now?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I mean It just proves that I'm sooooo smart
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): ok.. i thank to the chicken!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: hey now that's a cheap shot
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): what's coming?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: no...nothing
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): need more chicken? or what?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: pppphhhhhhttttt
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): ok now you stop yourself. very smart!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: (((I can't wait until you meet Maolao)))
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): :@
dnlgray@hotmail.com:
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): don't worry..i will be a friend of him
dnlgray@hotmail.com: sure...after he eats you
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): then, i will be his friend in his stomach
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): i will never leave you, Maolao.
dnlgray@hotmail.com: what a good friend you are
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): Maolao, you are blessed
dnlgray@hotmail.com: Are you crazy? I'm not Maolao
dnlgray@hotmail.com: Maolao is a huge 500kg Chinese man
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): of course not! what do you think you are?!?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I'm Dan and I'm cute
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): hello, dan. nice to meet you. where are you from?
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): i'm Gloria, a friend of a huge chinese man, Maolao.
dnlgray@hotmail.com: that's nice Gloria. are u from Spain?
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): i can't tell you that...sorry
dnlgray@hotmail.com: that's ok...I'll find out later
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): if you take me out of his stomach, you will~
dnlgray@hotmail.com: Then I guess I won't
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): so sorry you have no guts to face him...
dnlgray@hotmail.com: he's a SCARY GUY!
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): i know but i thought you would talk to him at least but you wouldn't...
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I can't
dnlgray@hotmail.com: sorry
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I like being on the outside of his stomach
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): ok no prob.
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): enjoy your life out there
dnlgray@hotmail.com: Alright I'll talk to him, but there's a good chance that he'll eat me first
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): so, don't make a joke to him...just get it straight, ok?
dnlgray@hotmail.com: of course...I mean I don't think he'll eat me
dnlgray@hotmail.com: but if he does then I'm going to make myself really uneatable
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I'm not going to shower for weeks and I'm going to fill my pockets with bundaegi and dung
dnlgray@hotmail.com: oh and oh my chicken
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): eww
dnlgray@hotmail.com: so if he eats me he'll throw me up and he won't have any appetite to eat you, so don't worry
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): i can smell you!!
dnlgray@hotmail.com: you've got a powerful computer then
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): it has f... MS!
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): so that's your plan? to make him throw up? well... sounds not bad
dnlgray@hotmail.com: I told you I was smart
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): yeah, you are a smelly smart boy
dnlgray@hotmail.com: thanks...I'll take that as a complement
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): half complement, half.... not really
dnlgray@hotmail.com: yeah...alright...I've gotta go
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): go
dnlgray@hotmail.com: but have a nice day
Maybe in May (jihee_k@hotmail.com): u 2
dnlgray@hotmail.com: and I'll talk to Maolao

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