You might be married to a Korean if...

Friday, December 05, 2008

You can find the rest of the list at http://www.asianjoke.com/korean/you_might_be_married_to_a_korean_if.htm

Just for the record, I'm not married to a Korean (not that I have anything against it^^).

I'm highlighting my favorites!

You own two refrigerators, and one is just used for storing Kimchee.
She gets upset if you refer to the above as the Kimchee Box.
She gets upset if you put anything other than Kimchee in the Kimchee Box.
She lacks common sense, or for the politically correct: Faulty Logic.
You have more than one type of Kimchee.
She assures you that the meat bought in the open market is better, even if it still has the AAFES tag on it.
Believes that any product bought in the open market is better, even if it still has the AAFES tag on it.
She has 101 uses for Soju.
She uses Soju as a cleaning product.
She uses Soju for medical purposes. (Disinfectant.)

She will go to an American restaurant to eat Korean Food and insists that it tastes better than served in a Korean restaurant.
She believes wearing platform shoes is sexy.

The main ingredient in the food you eat at home is garlic.
She eats non-Korean food with Kimchee.
She won't eat spoiled food, but does not have a problem with Kimchee.
You own a dining room table that is less than 1 foot high.
You own more chopsticks than you do forks and spoons.
She doesn't drink tap water until after it's been boiled, but she'll make ice with it.


You can not watch TV on Mondays because the puzzle show is on.
You can not watch TV on Sunday because Super Sunday is on.
You don't rent videos unless they are subtitled.
A meal is not complete without Kimchee.
She won't eat American food unless served with a side of Kimchee.

She can't buy clothes unless they have a logo on them.
She owns a beeper/pager that has a gold chain attached to it.
She gets mad when you flush toilet paper down the toilet.

She believes that Ramen, Rice, Soju, and Kimchee are the 4 basic food groups.
You answer the phone in your house with "YOBO-SAY-O."
You heat a dried squid over an open flame.
You eat dried squid with mayonnaise.

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