You know that you have no place in the kitchen when you basically just give up and serve an abomination. This is gross. What you have is a rice roll filled with carrot and cucumber covered in cherry jam, blueberry jam, and honey mustard (I guess that is a dessert food after all). It was so gross looking that I had to try one.
The rice was mushy and the jam too sweet, the vegetables tasted wrong in this food bomb. I guess somebody liked it, because they were all gone by the end of the night.