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June 16, 2011

Oh, the Horror: Seaweed Chocolate

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Seaweed Chocolate

So, you have seen the kimchi chocolates and the red pepper chocolates and even the cactus chocolates, but this, THIS, is just an atrocity. They took seaweed (laver, actually) and combined it with chocolate. CHOCOLATE to produce a taste that is just wrong. It tastes like milk-chocolate dog crap that leaves an aftertaste of old socks that lingers until you rip out your tongue or brush your teeth many times.

Gross. Gross.
On a side note, the makgeolli chocolates that are behind the seaweed chocolates were actually ok.
Dan 



About the Author

Daniel
Daniel Gray is a Korean adoptee that returned to Korean in 2005 because he wanted to try and find his birth mother and to learn about Korean culture. He started a restaurant review blog in 2007, www.seouleats.com, that became a local and international hit. He and his blog has been featured in the New York Times, Monocle Magazine, The Kimchi Chronicles, Bizarre Foods, Rudy Maxa, Olive Magazine, Euronews and much more. He now is a partner at O’ngo Food Communications (www.ongofood.com), which is a culinary tourism and consulting company that offers Korean cooking classes and restaurant tours to travelers. Their food tours and cooking classes are ranked as one of the top attractions in Seoul according to tripadvisor.




 
 

 

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One Comment


  1. mog

    don’t lie. you didn’t really taste it. it was surprisingly good and so is red pepper chocolate which isn’t really a korean thing. there’s spicy chocolate in the western world. and this coming from someone who isn’t a fan of korean chocolate.



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