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Got tiny dried squid? It's gotta be good for something. From the Food Expo we have a pumpkin and yogurt ice cream sandwich on a brown rice snack cracker. Fudge Stripes are so good. I didn't eat this, but you can get them from Sta Sera in Apgujeong. I still like my breakfast at the Flying Pan in Itaewon. Random Dudeneck on a bicycle that was outside of Coex. The worst burger in Korea award goes to: Phillies. Some poor hockey team lost their puck. This is why my dog Hubble hates me. Say what? Coffine Garunaru is going Koreazy for Konglish

Pen-tea

In my writing class the students were supposed to brainstorm about disturbing trends in Korea and I said that Black Bean Tea was a disturbing trend. Then I went on to expound on the ghastliness of corn tea (it tastes like soggy popcorn!) and that this will lead Korea to make teas from everything: from flower teas, bundaeggi tea, water tea, book-tea, and even pen-tea. The last one was a mistake. My class exploded with laughter and was left red faced.

Lost in Translation

전 강사 선생님들께, 강사 선생님들의 연락처를 재확인하고자 하오니 핸드폰(HP) 번호를 저에게 메시지로 회신해주시기 바랍니다. 주형돈 When you translate the above message in Google Translate, this is what you get^^ To the former lecturer teachers, the contact place of the lecturer teachers under reconfirming under the man with underdeveloped genital organ it comes the cell phone (in me sliced raw fish shoes Haeju time it wishes HP) numbers with message. Pouring into a mold money

Google Translate isn't perfect.

I translated this e-mail in Google Translater: 전 강사 선생님들께, 강사 선생님들의 연락처를 재확인하고자 하오니 핸드폰(HP) 번호를 저에게 메시지로 회신해주시기 바랍니다. 주형돈 And this is what it comes out in English: "To the former lecturer teachers, the contact place of the lecturer teachers under reconfirming under the man with underdeveloped genital organ it comes the cell phone (in me sliced raw fish shoes Haeju time it wishes HP) numbers with message. Pouring into a mold money." he he