In Korea, you too can be a rock star
I love teaching in Korea. Yeah, the food tends to get boring, the dating scene is elusive, riding the subways is akin to a week's worth of constipation, strange smells smack you like a Al Quada bombshell, oh and shopping in department stores is like running a gauntlet while a myriad of short skirted, aggressive, girls push toothpaste and ketchup like it was crack.
If you teach in Korea you can be a rockstar. The only requirements are that you have to be interesting and be able to speech English.