Conversations with 9 year olds are illogical

This is the conversation that I had with my 9 year old student. I thought it was funny.

Dan

are you a baby?

no I am an adult.

Are you a giraffe?
no,I'm a piano teacher.then you are monster.
If I am a monster then I:m going to eat your feet and then your nose.
then you are a crazy baby monsteI am an adult crazy monster and you look like dinner.
then I will eat your face and I will cut your body.Is it OK?

NO! It is not ok. If you do that then I:ll have to swallow all of your clothes and shoes and I'll burn your piano!

then you:re a baby,monster,crazy,bad boy,and I will give your clothes to the factory worker. Is it good?

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!I will run away and I:ll find you and I:ll steal your ipod.
then I will throw away

your bodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

Then I'll come out of the trashcan and I:ll break your ipod and steal all of your CDs and music. hahahahahahaha&&
then your will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are too scary. I'll just go home :P
then your crazy baby,crazy monster,crazy boy and you will DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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