David Sedaris

I think that David Sedaris talks to me...and only me. I think we're kindred spirits or some shit because he's writing about how he went to France to try to learn the language, but for almost 2 years he could only say a couple phrases.

I mean I've been in South Korea for almost 10 months now, but my skills are barely...baby. I don't know exactly what I should do. I mean, I've got a teacher, I record lectures, I used to study (it got too difficult). I think I've come to the realization that I'm not a language person, or the plethora of Marijuana I smoked killed those brain cells.

Sigh. Maybe I should try yoga or eat some ginseng to relieve those dead cells.

But then I remembered when dead, the brain cells are dead.

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