Stroopwafels Stroopwafels! I know you come from a land that I haven't been. I know you are filled with gooey, caramel, deliciousness. I know you are heavy like the ceramic saucer you come served on, but I care not. I care not you are 416 K-calories for the small and over 1000 calories for the large. I care not that you are full of syrup and sugar and fat and other stuff my doctors condone. I care not that there are "healthier options" in the horizon. All I care about is you. I love to place you delicately in the special space above the rim of my coffee cup and Let the steam turn your chilled syrup into a warm goo. I love to gently split you apart and let the caramel spill forth like spider webs from the wafers. Oh, how I enjoy dunking you in the hot coffee- you're much better than cream and sugar. The last sip of coffee is always the most enjoyable yet so sad. I savor it while shaking. -Daniel Gray