The funny sentences that my students write

The disdainment of the master is a prerequisite for Sithhood.

We have to stymie President Bush from fooling the world by saying the pretexts of the Iraq war. We should stop him from making monkeyish claims!

Becoming a herpetologist was not easy at all. He had to endure lots of red bumps on his body.

(a herpetologist studies reptiles^^)