Sadoong Meyeong-oak is good. Me like. Me think it make Caveman powerful. Me go there and eat lots and me don't have to hunt first- it dead already.
Sign has pretty letters. Me one day want to learn to make letters. Now, fire is better! Fire Fire!
Soup with Dumpling good. Fire very good!
Me like seafood pancake. It don't run away! It flat like I smashed with club.
Caveman like rice alcohol. It make me horny! After cup, I chase me wife.
Pretty Lady eat big mandoo! It size of my brain! It look like brain too. Me eat brain later to see if taste same!
Korean people funny. They like show armpits in photos. Me like smell of armpit!
Me love smell mandoo! Me like say Mandoo! Me like to steal Mandoo! Me put many in mouth and in beaver bag- me hide in cave until rotten and taste more good!
Me want to make cookie lady me wife, but she need more hair so I drag her to cave. In cave she cook for me and we make baby! Baby grow up and cook more mandoo! Me like Mandoo House. Me go again. Caveman say, Wooga Wooga. In caveman, that bye!
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I like the new direction you're taking here. I'm looking forward to your "Zombie" review:
ReplyDelete"It was almost as good as brains."
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