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My Ode to Sang-Sang Bar

Ssang Ssang Bar (Chocolate Couple Bar) Ssang Ssang Bar, you are the cupid of ice cream. You are dressed in gold and adorn with a red heart  Underneath you have delicious chocolate spiked with two sticks. What am I supposed to do with you Ssang Ssang Bar? Share? Sigh... Ssang Ssang bar... I loathe thee  You are the chocolate bar shared by couples, but you taste so good, I cannot. You show the darkness of my soul as I indulge in both halves- one for each hand, alternating between. Ssang Ssang bar... if you were larger in size, I would consider sharing (but probably not) Maybe if I found a worthy beau, I would share. Ssang Ssang Bar could you introduce me? Ssang Ssang Bar (Chocolate Couple Bar)

My Ode to Korean Corn Icecream

Korean Corn Ice Cream The concept seems Alien to my westernized mind, but the yellow wrapper draws me in. Maybe it is possible for corn and dessert to be one. Maybe, possibly, inscrutably As I undress you, I am struck instantly by your bulbous kernels. No, you are not just the flavor, the jewels of the stalk are there. You are like a woman with a prominent mustache (I try not to look, but I sneak a peek.) As I move in for a nibble, the kernel stares back at me...longingly quixotically, daringly... I almost pull away drop the stem and leave you as you slowly melt into a cornish puddle on the walk. But as much as I am repulsed, I am intrigued . I move in and grab a cold kernel that is imbedded in light corn cream. The chewy kernel slowly warms in my mouth as my teeth grind away at the hull. Not my favorite, but I will finish you off. You are something that everyone should experience for you make life... interesting.  Corn Kernels in ice cream