The Oatmeal is so spot on sometimes. Yes, I am addicted to taking photos of food, but I try to be discreet and I try to do it as quickly as possible. Now, it's not that I totally agree with everything he says here, but his Seinfeld-esque observations make me laugh. Read the whole comic here: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/photos

Halloween is coming and in preparation, I've been scrounging around the web to find some good videos. Here's one a super creepy one I found from Snickers- It gives me the chills! And here's a fun video I found on how you can make your very own bleeding zombie brains. After the jump, watch videos on the Windsor Pumpkin Regatta and Delaware's "Pumpkin Chunkin Contest.

Via Gizmodo. I think that this is a great little appliance and I totally want one. It reminds me of the toy ovens that were popular back in the day. What were they called again? Easy Bake ovens. I think a quick little donut break while typing would be great.  Now how about a mini barbecue grill so I can cook up some Korean barbecue while I work?

OK. this guy is absolutely hilarious. I love it when he eats the humongous sandwich and gets the boogers out of his nose. You've probably seen this one before, if not watch it. It's the Kim Yu-na fan watching her gold winning performance while drinking beer and eating pizza.

My nemesis has done it again. Roboseyo, oh how I loathe you. If I were to compare you to a creature on earth, you would be the bacteria in the feces of a platypus.  Let me illustrate this for you.   Roboseyo isn't worthy enough to even be the ugliest contradiction on earth: the platypus.   He isn't even worth a cow turd on the prairie. Roboseyo is the bacteria in the turd of the platypus.  Damn you Roboseyo! So why do I hate him so much this time? It's because he introduced me to the game Plants versus Zombies. I downloaded it for my iPod and I've spent the last 3 days playing that stupid game.   The premise of the game is pretty simple. Zombies are trying to get into your house in order to eat your brains. You have to protect yourself by growing plants that will attack them. They have different ways of killing the zombies such as shooting them with peas, stomping on them, launching watermelons into their faces, and even hypnotizing them to attack the...

I think that's advice we should all follow. Now I don't know why this guy is kneeling on the ground looking like a steaming turd. Dan

Korean woman using maekseubong sausages to use her iphone. Guys playing with their sausages on the subway to play games on their iPhone. Oh, Silly Korea, how I "heart" thee. Koreans are now using processed sausage snacks as a stylus for their iphone. It's a pretty brilliant idea and apparently sales of the sausages have increased 39% when compared to the same sales period a year before. It's just so Korean to Macgyver a solution like this. I mean now you don't have to take off your gloves to turn off your music, you can just use your sausage. Plus, they don't cost that much (60 cents). And if you get really hungry, you have a solution.  Via Engadget Dan

Via the Doghouse Diaries

HAHAHAHA Read the rest of the list here at the Oatmeal^^: 

So the first thing I thought of was Tony the Tiger from Frosted Flakes. Here is some more information on Tigers. http://www.springsgreetingcards.com/catalogs/store.asp?pid=250913

I found this Classbrain.com . I found it pretty interesting so I wanted to share it with you. Dan YULE LOG Did you know the burning of the Yule Log was taken from ancient sun worship rituals? Yule Logs are supposed to be cut from red oak trees and burned all of Christmas Eve and into Christmas Day. It is unlucky to buy your own log and lucky ones usually come from your neighbor’s woodpile. It is also customary to light the new log with a scrap of last year's log. The scrap is kept under the homeowners’ bed to protect the home from fire and lightning during the next year. ICE SKATES Can you believe the very first ice skates were made from animal bones? The oldest pair ever discovered was found at the bottom of a lake in Switzerland and date back to 3000 B.C. Leg bones from large animals were used as the blade and the skates were tied on with leather straps. The Dutch word for skate is ‘schenkel’ which means leg bone. The largest outdoor skating rink is the Fujikyu Highl...

And why is everyone talking about this guy? Whoever he is, he sounds awesome^^ http://www.balloonexplorersclub.com/

My doggy Hubble has a little friend, Harley. He's a Mexican Chiwawa ese!

I love Obama. I love how he just cuts through the crap and just gives it to us straight. BTW Kanye West is a jackass. Dan http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/15/obama-calls-kanye-a-jackass/

So after my rant about spammers, my friend Carol showed me this video. It is touching, exciting, and exactly what I would want to do if I ever (fingers crossed) married. Oh, white people, how I "heart" you.

Americans have gone too far. They have replaced bread with 2 chicken patties. So what's inside? Bacon, Cheese, and Colonel Sauce. It just needs some Baconnaise and it'll go down as greatest sandwich ever.

Yep, you heard me correctly. BCakeNY made this astonishing cake in the form of a macbook pro computer with a bluetooth mouse and with an iPhone. Wow. Now I'm an apple fanboy, but the person who ordered this cake went a little over the top. Now I'm pretty sure it wasn't Steve Jobs, because it's probably organic enough and the iphone isn't thin enough. Dan

Rusty Kuntz, Outfielder for the Minnesota Twins.

Wow.

Here is the guy with his truck: The Flying Dream Here is what I bought from they guy. Here is the exit: Eujiro 1-ga Exit 6 I buy them from a truck outside Eujiro 1-ga exit 6. There is a guy that is there on Monday, Wednesday and Friday in the evenings and he has lots of cool Japanese toys. He's got a bubble wrap simulator, rubber chickens, Mario and Luigi memorabilies, and my favorite: the edamame phone bling. When you squeeze the pod, a little bean with a face pops up. So Cool! Dan