Conversations with 9 year olds are illogical
This is the conversation that I had with my 9 year old student. I thought it was funny. Dan are you a baby? no I am an adult. Are you a giraffe? no,I'm a piano teacher.then you are monster. If I am a monster then I:m going to eat your feet and then your nose. then you are a crazy baby monsteI am an adult crazy monster and you look like dinner. then I will eat your face and I will cut your body.Is it OK? NO! It is not ok. If you do that then I:ll have to swallow all of your clothes and shoes and I'll burn your piano! then you:re a baby,monster,crazy,bad boy,and I will give your clothes to the factory worker. Is it good? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!I will run away and I:ll find you and I:ll steal your ipod. then I will throw away your bodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! Then I'll come out of the trashcan and I:ll break your ipod and steal all of your CDs and music. hahahahahahaha&& then your will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!