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Yuza Soju Mixed Gymnastics Video is Amazeballs!

Yuza Soju Mixed Gymnastics Video is Amazeballs! Sunhari Yuza Soju Mixed Gymnastics Video is Amazeballs! Sunhari Yuza Soju Mixed Gymnastics Video is Amazeballs! Sunhari The Yuja Flavored Alcohol, Sunhari, is one of surprise food trends of the season and it looks like the companies behind it are starting to come up with some creative advertisements for this slightly sweet, and citrus drink. This is a video combining mixed gymnastics and alcohol. It's funny but in a "wow...that's amazingly funny and witty" sorta way. Hilarious. Share it with your friends.d I think it is ok...not my favorite but I will have it once in a while. Many of my friends prefer the regular soju instead but it is nice to have a change once in a while. Published on Jun 4, 2015 순하리 선수의 화제의 병맛 체조 연기!

Things that Make me Laugh: Pepero, Disagreeable Lunch, Chocolate-covered Deep Fried Bacon

So...today, I haven't had a lot of time to aimlessly surf on the net. I recall when I was working as a teacher and then before that in an office, I had a lot of more time to do that. What it has made me do is procrastinate efficiently. So while I waste a couple minutes, I will write a blog post and just say hi. So...readers...how are you doing today? I'm good. I'm doing all sorts of self improvement things these days. I'm starting to study Korean again and I recently finished the Steve Job's Biography. He was an arseface but I respect him. I want to be more like him but not be such an arseface because I'd like to keep my employees happy. I recently joined Lynda.com . it's a great site for learning all sorts of tech stuff. I'm totally into learning more about Lightroom and HTML right now. Browsing Facebook. I came across this from my friend Shannon. LOL. Thanks for sharing. It reminded me of the lunch I had the other day at...I won't get into it now...

My Ode To Stroopwafels

Stroopwafels Stroopwafels! I know you come from a land that I haven't been. I know you are filled with gooey, caramel, deliciousness. I know you are heavy like the ceramic saucer you come served on, but I care not. I care not you are 416 K-calories for the small and over 1000 calories for the large. I care not that you are full of syrup and sugar and fat and other stuff my doctors condone. I care not that there are "healthier options" in the horizon. All I care about is you. I love to place you delicately in the special space above the rim of my coffee cup and Let the steam turn your chilled syrup into a warm goo. I love to gently split you apart and let the caramel spill forth like spider webs from the wafers. Oh, how I enjoy dunking you in the hot coffee- you're much better than cream and sugar. The last sip of coffee is always the most enjoyable yet so sad. I savor it while shaking. -Daniel Gray

Coffee Chu: Cofpee & Flesh Churros with Chokolate Diip

Writen by the itinellate Inglish Teechr Coffee Chu Coffee Chu Wenever I feal blu I go to Cofee Chu to have meself a coppee and a Churrro from Coppi Chu. THey have themselves de best chorros in Soul or at leest I think so. Eberything is maed flesh on site soe the chullos out of the flyer tase fruffy and sabory. I rekcommend there mud shouwer cause they taste good. Thee tastee moch gooder then ones flom not good plases becuaese they are made flesh. Flshe is gooder then not flesh because flseh ees always goodiest. There cofpi is jost ok, so I rcokeommend their chorlos onry. Eef u get somthing else nd it's not goood, Than it is not my falt.  Thee inteerior is baeutifull nd haas a mery-go-around whorse. Eet rearry sets de room right. Thes cafe ees a poplar plase for celebrityes cause dee design is funner. Eets lokated near Hanganjin station exit 2, paste the Volkswagon dealrship on the lef. Reckommended Coffee Chu Yongsan-gu, Hannam-dong 682-10 02-790-6821...

WTF: Soup for Sluts!

Soup for Sluts This is too funny! It's your smile for the day. Thanks Michael Simning for sharing it. Share it with your friends. I just love the caption "Cheap, Fast & Easy." I wonder if it got lost in translation or if the product designer is a devious genius that knew that he could get away with this in a foreign market. Come take a cooking class or take a Culinary Tour in Seoul! http://www.ongofood.com Pictures are taken either with my Panasonic DMC-G2 Camera with 20mm Lens or with my iPhone 4G Join the Seoul Eats Facebook Group Page to keep to date with the latest events.

Oops! Did I do that? 7 things you don't need a photo of...

The Oatmeal is so spot on sometimes. Yes, I am addicted to taking photos of food, but I try to be discreet and I try to do it as quickly as possible. Now, it's not that I totally agree with everything he says here, but his Seinfeld-esque observations make me laugh. Read the whole comic here: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/photos

Not Food Related: Hitler has to Desk Warm

Via the The Waygook Effect Desk warming is when public school native teachers in South Korea are forced to come in to school over winter or summer vacations. There are no children at school and nothing productive for them to do. It is a tad frustrating, as you can see from how Hitler reacts. This is totally the funniest thing I have seen in ages, I was ROFLing and I must have watched it 6 times. It reminds me of the time when I worked at Elementary School years ago and I had to sit at a desk with nothing to do. The facebook comment is hilarious and the subtitles are right on! Hilarious! Thank you Waygookeffect for making my day! Dan

Hey Tighe! Your Mom says you need to eat more

Tighe Kissing the Ice Dear Seoul Eats Readers, A worried mother send me a message and embarrassing photos of her son, because she would really like to encourage her son to eat more. She even sent some photos of her son. Now Ti, lives in Suwon, and according to his Mom, he needs to eat more. Here's what she said, I know he really should follow your blog but I'm just trying to educate myself so I feel like I know something. So far I know Lindsay Huster is from our City- Chicago! He has so much to learn. He's really a fish out of water, and losing a lot of weight! Your post on Indigo- looked good. I can't believe some of the things he's eaten- gag. If you know of anything decent in or near where he is I'd like to pass it on him. He might already know, I mean if he knew the Yum Thai area has more foreigners.... Thanks so much. Hope the cooking classes are going well! Jeannie B  So people in Suwon. I have a proposal. Find Tighe and give him something good to e...

Kimchi Warrior Episode 1: Kimchi Warrior Vs Swine Flu

Say What! Check out this video: Kimchi Warrior Motion Comic episode 1 - Kimchi Warrior VS. Swine Flu - HD A Young Man Kang Film http://www.KimchiWarrior.com Plot: On a strange land numerous intelligent but strange creatures live in a civilized society. They have, however, neglected their world and failed to keep it "green" and environment friendly which causes "villains" to thrive. Sars, Swine Flu, DiabetesTor, CholesterolTor ..., etc. They become a powerful threat to the city when they start killing its inhabitants and destroying it from the ground up. There is only one last hope left... The Kimchi Warrior. But he's hard to find because due to his natural smell, he prefers to be alone. His last known whereabouts was a vegetarian world, honing his warrior skills under the fighting Grand Master there. After his training is complete the Grand Master sends him to fight the monsters. The Kimchi Warrior goes and battles with the monsters before all ...

Do you Sodomize your Vegetables?

Apparently, that's what this Korean Credit Card company is suggesting you do. The inside joke is that Mu (Turnip) has a double meaning of being free. This card is advertising that this credit card has "No Interest." So...it's free like swiping a card down the crack of a turnip's butt (now do turnips have butts?). Dan

Oh, Korea.

I was on the bus to Hakdong station today and I was reminded of how alike we all are.  Even though I live on the opposite side of the world from many of my friends and family, people still communicate in similar ways. At 1030 AM the roads of Seoul are a twisted, tangle of fueled steel. The bus I was on was packed, but luckily I was able to get a seat near the front. In Seoul the bus lanes are in the middle of the road. They have a island where people can catch the buses. As strange as it sounds, it's very effective and makes traffic move faster and it helps pedestrians on the street. As our bus was stopped at the traffic light in the middle lane, 3 people ran across 6 lanes of highway and NOT at a pedestrian crosswalk. They were 3 older potbellied men, and one of them got his foot stuck on a chain that separated the lanes. Bus driver started to honk at the men, and started to honk more when the light changed. The man who had his leg stuck didn't panic. In fact he slo...

GAS.GAS: The campaign to Give a Skinny Girl a Sandwich

Seoul, South Korea As I was headed to the subway today with a thick sandwich packed with roasted pork, pepper soybean sauce and crisp white cabbage I passed many rail thin, sickly looking Korean girls and it just made me want to cry out, "Eat a sandwich." There was one particularly skinny girl with sunken eyes that was smoking a cigarette outside the subway entrance. She wasn't toothpick skinny because she was poor- she had on designer pumps, a prada bag, and a teeny skirt that flaired out from her bone jutting hips. I approached her with my luscious sandwich. She didn't flinch. I got closer and held up the sandwich and gave a small smile. She looked longingly for a second at the sandwich- then fumbled to get another cigarette from her pack. As I was about smelling distance from the sandwich, she looked my way and said, "What." I gestured to the sandwich and said, "Eat. You are too skinny." She paused, looked at the ...

North Korean Missile Sighting in Seoul!

WMD's in Seoul! Oh, No! We better all get ready to leave Seoul. Have your passport ready and head to your nearest consulate! Say good-bye to your Korean friends! The END IS NEAR! kkkkkkk. signed, the Dokebi

Lost in Translation: Pierre Gagnaire on Korean Food Globalization

The Michelin three-star chef highlighted Korean roasted meat as prime candidates as the face of hansik. ``Galbi (beef ribs) and bulgogi (seasoned beef) would be competitive enough internationally,'' he said. ``The Korean serving style, offering many side dishes on one table, can stimulate both foreigners' eyes and tastebuds.'' Bibimbap (rice topped with assorted vegetables) is another Gagnaire's believes can become popular. ``Bibimbap is an inexpensive and harmonious dish, just like Koreans,'' he said. He added that Koreans should try to elevate the status of bibimbap and find out the features that can appeal more to non-Koreans. ``It is the duty for Korean chefs to find out what they are,'' he added. Hahaha. Inexpensive and Harmonious Dish, just like Koreans. Here's the original post:

Why my roommate amuses me.

My note written by my roommate This was a note that I found on her desk. Let me preface that by saying that she asked me to get something out of her room and this is the note I found on her desk. It reads: Dr @ 9:15am Pee in cup! Find Cup

You have been in Korea too Long if

“You have been in Korea too long if…” This one is from John Simmons: : a trip to the movies has you craving dried squid. : Pink is your new black. These are from Verena Blaho: :you cut everything with scissors and you don’t mind toilet paper on the table. These are from Ashley Cheeseman, :You take a deep exaggerated in breath and tilt your head to the side when you’re thinking negative thoughts about something. And you bow to everyone you see from a distance as a greeting. And here are some from Young Hong: 1.You have ramyun or a spicy soup when you have a hangover in the morning. 2.You say, “ah, siwonhada,” which ironically means cool when you have scalding hot spicy soup. 3.You wear the same outfit as your boyfriend or girlfriend when you go out on a date. 4.(for girls) you can wear a mini skirt even when it is negative 5 degrees. 5.You often say, "Chincha " 6.You say, “fighting” when your friend is going to do anything that is challenging. What do you think? Have any other...