Yan. In the land of Yan, the Demiurge sacrifices himself to the apocalypse. The land is repentfully revieved. The con…

The older brother, younger brother. Big sister, little sister. Junior, Senior. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a gi…

What is wrong with this culture? Nothing it's just so different from what you're used to. What's wrong with…

I had a dream that I was working for Apple computer and I had to make their server software work faster and to help tho…

I need to write an ad for ETC to hire a new teacher. ETC Dongguk Learning Center in Gyeong Ju, South Korea is in search…

I'm trying to get through Ulysseus, but I think I would be better off shoving a long needle into my eye socket and …

I need to visit the doctors. I'm not quite sure what is going on with my body, but I am not invincible anymore. I…

Yes. I was stuck on top of Namsam mountain at night. A monk had to give me a flashlight to help me get down. I fell …

I was fighting with Gino Veriopolas over how to properly make the Pasticcio. I didn't think I was doing anything w…

It was almost revolutionary, but big named studios don't do anything really revolutionary.

that was so fuckin predictable

I don't know if it's the soju or if the movie is actually good. It might be that this is Tom Cruise's fuck…

My mind is clean, but the fruit flies still exist

I am wondering if the reason I want to get the tiny weeny bits of ramen in the bottom of the cup of ramen is because of…

I am getting to the point where movies are not actually useful, but fleeting thoughts. I am simply trying to absorb as…

Movies are the fastest scrapings of memories I can possibly get.

Story idea I would like to write a story about two adolescents. The two would be known as the walkers. Their names wo…

I had someone call me hoss. I was playing NHL 98 on the sega genesis. My team was the pittsburgh penguins. My team i…

So I think I'm going to have to unplug from my computer and internet and ipod and camera and cellphone and who know…

If you don't care, you're capable of anything. Another messed up dream. I don't know what it is that is ca…

New Animated Sitcom concept: The Greek gods done in a funny kind of style. You would have the philandering Zeus marrie…

My dreams for the last two nights have been surprising disturbing. I don't really know why. Last night I dreamed …

Ideas are America's greatest exports, and ideas are the easiest and most readily stolen.

Stocks are up. I'm up $173.00 in one month. Huh, pretty cool. I guess it's beginner's luck.

I found out last night that I didn't get the job at the University. I mean it's great to know because now I ca…

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up to the standard for the rest of your l…

I'm feeling grossy horroshow from the vitimins and nourishmalcontents recieved from the elixir of morning juice. Cy…

I think that David Sedaris talks to me...and only me. I think we're kindred spirits or some shit because he's …

I need to study for my Korean class tomorrow. I need to study for my Korean class tomorrow. I need to study for my Kor…

I went to Oedo this weekend. Oedo. Wow. Oedo is a private botanical island near the southern coast of South Korea. The …

I bought Apple Computer AAPL at 37.00 and it's at $34.77 now :( I bought Ebay at 33 and it's at 35.00 :| and M…

I decided that Rambunctious is a cool word. I'm going to teach the Koreans this word.

I decided that I'm sick and tired of the search. I think I'm ready to settle down. I've been running from…

I am taking multitasking to the nth level. Or so I say. Now, I don't know if it is great or what not, but, "He…

Hello, Hello. I'm helping my Korean students with a school project. They have to memorize a dialogue about an im…

Midgets shouldn't date Amazon Women. You shouldn't eat meat on a stick, especially if you bought it off the str…

Hello Miss Secretary, It is Monday, actually it's Tuesday, but I would still like to consider it Monday because I a…

I just found out today that I'm going to be an uncle. I'm only 25 so I don't quite know what to think abou…

Uncle Dan is a jolly ole fellow. He's a bit strange because he always takes crazy chances and runs around the glob…

Hello ummm. Hello everybody. My name is William and I am 4 years old. Ummm. It's Monday and on Monday's I h…

The other day, I had a fight with a Korean man. It wasn't a huge fight, but it got me a little peeved. Especially s…